Good to know Mondays haven't changed.
Random Customer: I'm here to clear up a matter.
RC: Someone from this store keep calling me about an X-Men book that I didn't order.
Me: That's odd.I wonder how we got your number if you didn't order anything from us.
RC: I ordered a comic book called Archangel. but I keep getting calls about an X-Men book.
Me: Oh, I remember you. Yea. You ordered the comics, and mentioned wanting to get the early X-Men stuff, and we went through the website, found the book you were looking for, and ordered it. That's what this book is, the one we ordered together.
RC: I don't remember that. I don't even like the X-Men.
Me: We didn't spend a half hour where you went through all the X-Men books you used to own, and how sad you were that your wife made you sell them, and how you were trying to track down all the stories you'd lost? Because you look a lot like the guy I talked to.
RC: I did used to collect the X-Men but I don't remember that.
Me: Huh. Ok. It's weird that we would have wrote down one book that you did order and one book that you didn't want.
RC: I just don't like the newer comics.
Me: This collects the early issues from the 1960s. It's not new material.
RC: Can I look at that?
Me: Of course. You ordered it.
RC: I don't think I did. But this is exactly the stuff I've been looking for. I'll take it.
My eyes roll back so far in my head that I nearly step on them.