I'm in the horrible pizza place of doom while laundry dries. The horrifically annoying guy behind the counter keeps trying to talk to me because he's driven all the other potential customers away.
Annoying Guy: It's 8-0. Think the Giants can come back?
Me: Well, they need a touchdown and a 2-point conversion to tie. It's possible.
AG: You're talking football. This is a baseball game.
Me: Well, given the score, maybe San Francisco should try and mix it up and play football.
AG: I don't know what to say to that.
Me: Does that mean you're going to be quiet for a while?
AG: Oh, hell no. Did you catch The Bruins game?