Harvard Square Busker: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eensy weensy spider went up the water spout. Down came global warming, and burned the spider up. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
I walked to the next busker, who was doing some kickass keyboards to a song I knew but couldn't name, and gave him $5 while shaking my head in the direction of Global Warming Spider Guy.