Random Loiterer #1: She gave me a rose. A rose??? Me? A rose?
Random Loiterer #2: Why are you so mad that she gave you a flower?
RL1: Not a flower. Have you been listening? She's been buying Golden Girls action figures for everyone, and she bought me a Rose. Everyone knows I'm a Dorothy.
RL2: No. Everyone knows you're a Blanche. But they all know you THINK you're a Dorothy, so giving you a Dorothy would have been the polite thing to do.