Regular Customer walks into the store and starts picking up books and reading them.
The phone rings.
Me: "Oh, hi. Yea." small talk small talk small talk "Yea, it's been pretty quiet here but we're up to the same dollar amount we're usually at, so I'm not going to complain. Yea. Are you enjoying it? Great. Yea. Well, we'll both be on The Cape." small talk small talk small talk "Well I hope you're enjoying your vacation. Ok. Yea, talk to you soon. Ok, love you too."
Regular Customer drops book.
Me: "Are you ok?"
RC: "I didn't know you and Your Boss were that close."
RC: "Weren't you just talking to Your Boss about visiting him on The Cape?"
Me: "No. That was My Mother."
RC: "Oh. Yea, that makes more sense."