Me to Bobby, discussing Those Who Ride The Night Winds, "This is the book that made me hate ellipses."
Bobby: "I've always hated ellipsies. This is the age of the semi-colon."
Me: "Ehh. I never liked the semi-colon, either. I'm a full colon kind of guy." Then, I made prolonged eye contact with the queer couple down the bar who've been talking about Pokemon Go since I got here.