The World's Saddest Lobster

We don't actually know if this lobster, who was recently caught in Maine, is any more or less sad than your average captured lobster but it certainly is bluer. But what happens when someone does catch The World's Saddest Lobster? Does it become an allegory for a person of unusual traits being brought into the public eye? Is it all about escape from giant creatures intent on eating you? Do we follow the blue lobster as it lives out its life as an exhibit in an aquarium? Do we just write a Blues Poem about it?

It's your choice because you're not the one with rubber bands around your claws.

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