In honor of the Box of Doom Poetry Slam, we present a combination of the two worst possible prompts: inspire yourself to write a love poem about roadkill.
Reject an offer as nicely as possible… Without actually saying “no.”
You have just broken up with someone, or more likely, they have broken up with you. It’s time to split up your belongings. There is something neither of you want. Explain why it’s they other person’s responsibility to take it.
This prompt inspired by Jamei Bauer who won The Cantab's heart several years ago when she took the stage for the first time, unflipped her cell phone, dialed a number and left a voicemail for her recent ex, explaining why he didn't get custody of the kitchen table when he moved out.
Cantab phenom, Maya Phillips showed up this week in an uber stylish pair of pajama pants with monkeys all over them. She refused to apologize for them, so we are asking you to apologize for any crimes committed by the monkeys on Maya's pajamas.
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