That's What She Said About Your Penis Because It Is Small And Unsatisfying To Her Because She Has Had Bigger Because Your Parents Genes Failed To Create A Penis That Lives Up To Her Perfectly Reasonable Expectations
When someone doesn't understand one of your hilarious jokes, do you just shrug and go about your day, or do you keep explaining it until the person sees the humorous potential of your statements?
This week's prompt is to over-explain a joke until it either ceases to be funny, or else comes around the corner to funny again.
Chickens, roads, horses, long faces, fruit that knocks on doors, men who walk into bars; nothing is off-limits.
The Waterfall Of Grapefruit Juice That Your Mother Holds Your Head Under Symbolizes A Desire To Take Up Snowshoeing
Inspired by this offputting blog entry by Adam Ellis write a completely inaccurate guide to the symbology of your dreams.
Inspired by a poem from a previous feature by Geoff Kagan Trenchard: What is something you've stolen from work that isn't going to get you fired.
*-fun fact, I did not get permission to us this image, but I put it back before anyone noticed
In the Garfield comic strips, Garfield took care of the annoying kitten, Nermal, by shipping him to Abu Dhabi.
Imagine you lived at the address where people shipped the things that annoyed them. How would you handle it?
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