Having been politely asked to leave his apartment, Adam goes and interviews at a series of apartments that use the term "gay-friendly" in the apartment description, and ends up picking a place where the landlord offers FOOD in the RENT. Surely, this won't end badly. Also, Adam crush crushes and gets a phone call from a sort-of-ex who he hopes will crush him back. Lastly, the new landlord would like his tenants to leave signs, letting him know, at any given time, where they might be. The episode ends (perhaps abruptly) with ten possible places Adam might be when he's not home.

Featuring: Wiz, D, Landlord, David, and Alex.

Intro Music: "I'm Broke" by Black JoeLewis  & The Honeybears
Incidental Music: "Where Did We Go Wrong?" by Toni Braxton & Babyface
Incidental Music: "The Theme From Kawaii Crush"
Outro Music: "Rattlesnakes (Dubstep Remix)" by Vexare

Ah, the joys of waiting tables. In this series of vignettes we encounter Cheese Fry Face, some people who have a very liberal understanding of the term "worst case scenario", The Jesus Card People, Giggles The Chowderhead, and the frat boys who prompted certain lines from the poem Drunken Conversations At Hampshire College. We then drop in Chez Wiz/D for stories about breath mints, peanut butter apples, and masturbation.

Features: David, Wiz, D, the servers and customers of Kookaburra Canyon, and a very confused neighbor.

Intro Music: "Tuesday Night" by Adam Hood
Incidental Music: "Brick Dick" a mashup of Mickey Avalon & The Commodores by DJ Magnet
Outro Music: "Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol

One night of potential fun turns into a night of self-doubt and a schism between the real Adam and The Insafemode version of Adam. Madonna posters, terrariums, freckles, and some serious self-image issues come in to play as a week of minor disappointments threatens to become a major problem.

Featuring Wiz, and two people you will never hear from again.

Intro Music: "Good Vibrations" by Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch
Incidental Music: "Good Vibrations" by Mark Wahlberg and The Parliament Lites
Incidental Music: "Good Vibrations (Instrumental)" by The Beach Boys
Outro Music: "Good Vibrations" by Nina Hagen