Having been politely asked to leave his apartment, Adam goes and interviews at a series of apartments that use the term "gay-friendly" in the apartment description, and ends up picking a place where the landlord offers FOOD in the RENT. Surely, this won't end badly. Also, Adam crush crushes and gets a phone call from a sort-of-ex who he hopes will crush him back. Lastly, the new landlord would like his tenants to leave signs, letting him know, at any given time, where they might be. The episode ends (perhaps abruptly) with ten possible places Adam might be when he's not home.
Featuring: Wiz, D, Landlord, David, and Alex.
Intro Music: "I'm Broke" by Black JoeLewis & The Honeybears
Incidental Music: "Where Did We Go Wrong?" by Toni Braxton & Babyface
Incidental Music: "The Theme From Kawaii Crush"
Outro Music: "Rattlesnakes (Dubstep Remix)" by Vexare