Adam moves to Burlington Vermont for reasons he's never been comfortable with. While up there, he sells fudge, goes to parties, talks to cats, coins the term "fucovehicuphobia", and ends up searching for a guy he didn't want to have sex with to begin with.

Featuring Ryan, Saint, Zuzu, and no one who will ever show up again.

Intro Music: "Fuck Your Face" by Phish
Incidental Music: "40" by U2
Incidental Music: "Get Miles" by Gomez
Incidental Music: "Siren noise" by police cars
Incidental Music: "Chirping" by crickets
Incidental Music: "Doppler Effect" by passing truck
Incidental Music "Running water" by someone's shower
Outro Music: "Saying Goodbye" by The Mippets

Back to Cape Cod for adventures in a gay bar in Provincetown, a hook-up over American Online (hi there, 1998, I see you waving at me), and an awkward conversation with a long-time acquaintance.

Featuring Ryan, internet dating, alcohol, and Old Cape Fucken Cod.

Intro Music: "Old Cape Cod" by Patti Page
Incidental Music: "Red Rover" by Rosie Thomas
Outro Music: "Old Cape Cod" by Jon Davis