Dmitri goes dancing while Adam films an Alice In Wonderland short. Will anything happen before Dmitri has to return to Chicago? Will Adam follow him back to Chicago? Or will he go back to work and be sad about everything, including his weird friendship with Clarissa, his aversion to boysenberry syrup and Papa Roach, and his chance encounter with someone who may or may not be God.

Featuring: Dmitri, Celeste, Clarissa, Landlord, God, and others.

Intro Music: "Painting The Roses Red" from Alice In Wonderland
Incidental Music: "Wise Up (Sucker)" by Pop Will Eat Itself
Incidental Music: "Walk Away" by Kelly Clarkson
Incidental Music: "Sleep Alone" by Bat For Lashes
Incidental Music: "A Spoon Full Of After Hours" by Mary Poppins (Alyson Calagana Remix)
Outro Music: "Lose Yourself" by Eminem

Zuzu drags Adam into a job wherein he must dress as a young orphan and hand out flyers to the rich tourists of Boston, MA. He then goes to Cranberry Lake for the holidays only to get snowed in. When he arrives back at his new apartment he is greeted by three half-naked Chinese boys. And, yet, somehow this story manages to go very, very awry.

Featuring Zuzu, The Landlord, Chuck The Incompetent, Celeste, and some of other unfortunates.

Intro Music: "Oliver!" from Oliver!
Incidental Music: "Boy For Sale" from Oliver!
Outro Music "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place" by The Animals

Having been politely asked to leave his apartment, Adam goes and interviews at a series of apartments that use the term "gay-friendly" in the apartment description, and ends up picking a place where the landlord offers FOOD in the RENT. Surely, this won't end badly. Also, Adam crush crushes and gets a phone call from a sort-of-ex who he hopes will crush him back. Lastly, the new landlord would like his tenants to leave signs, letting him know, at any given time, where they might be. The episode ends (perhaps abruptly) with ten possible places Adam might be when he's not home.

Featuring: Wiz, D, Landlord, David, and Alex.

Intro Music: "I'm Broke" by Black JoeLewis  & The Honeybears
Incidental Music: "Where Did We Go Wrong?" by Toni Braxton & Babyface
Incidental Music: "The Theme From Kawaii Crush"
Outro Music: "Rattlesnakes (Dubstep Remix)" by Vexare

Ah, the joys of waiting tables. In this series of vignettes we encounter Cheese Fry Face, some people who have a very liberal understanding of the term "worst case scenario", The Jesus Card People, Giggles The Chowderhead, and the frat boys who prompted certain lines from the poem Drunken Conversations At Hampshire College. We then drop in Chez Wiz/D for stories about breath mints, peanut butter apples, and masturbation.

Features: David, Wiz, D, the servers and customers of Kookaburra Canyon, and a very confused neighbor.

Intro Music: "Tuesday Night" by Adam Hood
Incidental Music: "Brick Dick" a mashup of Mickey Avalon & The Commodores by DJ Magnet
Outro Music: "Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol

Great googledy-moogley, Adam scours Boston for black thread, and rants about people who say stupid things, only to discover that HE is a person who says stupid things. Also, the behind the scenes actually true version of the night that inspired his popular Drunken Conversations At Hampshire College poem. Plus (yes, there's more!) Adam and Jeff venture to the oddly hypnotic Popcorn Palace.

Featuring Zuzu, Jeff, Jeff's Guitarist, Screwface Mustachio, the creepy Popcorn Princess, and other people from Hampshire College that I shall not mention again.

Intro Music: "Abattoir Blues"  by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Incidental Music: "Size Matters" by Natasha Bedengfield
Incidental Music: "So What" from the musical Cabaret
Incidental Music: "Sad Songs Piano" free music from Youtube
Incidental Music: "Final Theme" from the Original Motion Soundtrack for The Abyss
Outro Music: "Popcorn Music" by Hot Butter