Dmitri goes dancing while Adam films an Alice In Wonderland short. Will anything happen before Dmitri has to return to Chicago? Will Adam follow him back to Chicago? Or will he go back to work and be sad about everything, including his weird friendship with Clarissa, his aversion to boysenberry syrup and Papa Roach, and his chance encounter with someone who may or may not be God.
Featuring: Dmitri, Celeste, Clarissa, Landlord, God, and others.
Intro Music: "Painting The Roses Red" from Alice In Wonderland
Incidental Music: "Wise Up (Sucker)" by Pop Will Eat Itself
Incidental Music: "Walk Away" by Kelly Clarkson
Incidental Music: "Sleep Alone" by Bat For Lashes
Incidental Music: "A Spoon Full Of After Hours" by Mary Poppins (Alyson Calagana Remix)
Outro Music: "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
Adam's throat regrets its involvement in his second ever visit from someone flying into town, exclusively to spend time with him. Listen to how they navigate Logan airport, the MBTA, an Indian restaurant, a human-sized gerbil cage that might double as a Murder House, the New England Aquarium, and a terrible cafe that Adam will get a job at several years later. Also, Dmitri points out factual inaccuracies in Adam's version of the events.
Featuring: Dmitri, Clarissa, and a bunch of fucken Rockhopper Penguins
Intro Music: "Ur So Gay" by Katy Perry
Incidental Music: Rockhopper Penguins being fed at The New England Aquarium
Incidental Music: "Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt N Pepa
Outro Music: "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell
More work-related hellishness! This time, there's no costumes, it's just coffee coffee coffee! We begin with the worst tasting candy I've ever put in my mouth. We follow it up with a foam party. What is a foam party, you ask? Well, I asked the same question, and this was the answer I received. Part three brings us back to the coffeehouse where some stinky hippie tries to impress his girlfriend by belittling someone in the service industry. I know it sounds awful but some people from Burlington, Vermont just don't know any better. And we close up the episode with Adam waiting for Dmitri to show up. Surely there can be some Happily Ever For The Next Day Or So, right?
Featuring Celeste, The Landlord, coffeehouse employees and customers, and a couple of Adam's unreliable friends.
Intro Music: None
Incidental Music: "Manha Manha" by The Muppets
Incidental Music: "I Want Candy" by MC Pee Pants
Incidental Music: "Slave To They Rhythm" by Grace Jones
Incidental Music: "The Star Spangled Banner" by Roseanne Barrnold
Outro Music: "My Last Nerve" by She Keeps Bees
Zuzu drags Adam into a job wherein he must dress as a young orphan and hand out flyers to the rich tourists of Boston, MA. He then goes to Cranberry Lake for the holidays only to get snowed in. When he arrives back at his new apartment he is greeted by three half-naked Chinese boys. And, yet, somehow this story manages to go very, very awry.
Featuring Zuzu, The Landlord, Chuck The Incompetent, Celeste, and some of other unfortunates.
Intro Music: "Oliver!" from Oliver!
Incidental Music: "Boy For Sale" from Oliver!
Outro Music "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place" by The Animals