Adam's throat regrets its involvement in his second ever visit from someone flying into town, exclusively to spend time with him. Listen to how they navigate Logan airport, the MBTA, an Indian restaurant, a human-sized gerbil cage that might double as a Murder House, the New England Aquarium, and a terrible cafe that Adam will get a job at several years later. Also, Dmitri points out factual inaccuracies in Adam's version of the events.
Featuring: Dmitri, Clarissa, and a bunch of fucken Rockhopper Penguins
Intro Music: "Ur So Gay" by Katy Perry
Incidental Music: Rockhopper Penguins being fed at The New England Aquarium
Incidental Music: "Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt N Pepa
Outro Music: "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell