A giant squid recently surfaced near Japan to say hi, and go back to its life being all squiddish. But, eventually, the squid is probably going to get tired of the nautically nomadic lifestyle, and want to get its own place to crash. Imagine you are a giant squid looking for housing in the current market. Or, imagine you have a room to fill in your place and a giant squid turns up to interview for it. Or maybe you're a real estate agent trying to corner the ever growing giant squid market. Or maybe you Are the apartment and you're a little nervous about being home to a giant squid. It's totally up to you, Provided, of course, your poem involve an apartment. And a squid.