Random Idiot: Hey, do you deliver to University Place?
UPS Guy, carrying four heavy boxes down our stairs: Not me, personally. UPS does, sure.
RI: Do you know the area?
UPSG: Yea, a little.
RI: I have my taxes done at this place on the third floor of 20 University Place, but when I went there, I couldn't find the place. My mom used to go there for years, and I don't underst--
Me: Are you serious right now? This guy is carrying heavy boxes, call your tax guy on the phone and leave the rest of us alone.
RI: I just thoug---
Me: HEAVY BOXES.
UPSG: Thanks. Those people are everywhere today.
Me: I'm sorry. Usually those people tend to bunch up around here. I don't know who let them loose.