In the middle of a perfectly harmless rant about the different types of candies he likes, Problematic Pizza Guy goes off the rails.
PPG: I like Kit Kats and Twixes. Especially the little ones. Oh, man. Halloween, right? And Peanut Butter Cups. Always peanut butter cups, right? You remember Watchamacalits? Rolos? Those little circular chocolate things. And peanut butter, what are they called, Milky Ways? No. And not Twixes. Hunh, peanut butter somethings. Maybe they were...oh, did you see those two girls go by. Jail time. I mean they're sixteen. Six months with a sixteen year old is worth a year in jail, right? Snickers! Peanut butter Snickers.
A tall Asian man walks in.
PPG: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Yao Ming.
Exasperated Dude: Steven.
PPG: Yea, but you know Yao Ming, right? He played bask--
ED: I KNOW. YOU SAY IT EVERY TIME I COME IN. Can I just have some mozzarella sticks?
PPG: Sure thing, guy.
Then he winks at me.
I don't wink back.
PPG: Peppermint patties? Those little ones are perfect right? Mmmmmm. Little ones.