This one goes back to Medieval Times, wherein our protagonist sells fudge at a Renaissance Faire, and also packs fudge in Provincetown. Go ahead, think you'e the first person to make that joke. I won't judge you. Also, a former camper gets filthy, and Adam gets out of the way of a British Au Pair love connection.

Featuring: Tommy, Saint, and a bunch of people you'll never read about again.

Intro Music: The commercial jingle for Toys R Us in the 1980s and 1990s
Incidental Music: "Renaissance Faire" by The Byrds
Incidental Music: "Pink Triangle" by Weezer
Incidental Music: " Tired Of Sex" by Weezer
Incidental Music; "The North American Dialtone" by Ma Bell
Outro Music: "Randy" by Cat Stevens

All good things must come to an end. Same with bad things, like Adam's relationship with Elvis. 

Featuring Elvis, Tommy, Jack & Gabrielle.

Intro Music: "We Hate You, Please Die" by Crash & The Boys
Incidental Music: "Do Something" by Macy Gray
Incidental Music: "Shipping Up To Boston" by The Dropkick Murphys
Outro Music: "Morning Song" by The Lumineers

The King Of Suck & Woe continues to antagonize the protagonist. He's not alone, though, the police get involved when Adam does something horribly illegal. Plus, high school friends come and visit, and are, unsurprisingly, unimpressed with Elvis. Also, Adam admits to being in The Rocky Horror Show.

Featuring: Elvis, Tommy, Jack, Gabrielle, and Big Gay Tom.

Intro Music: "The Charles Atlas Song" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Incidental Music: "In The Meantime" by Spacehog
Incidental Music: "Drive" by Incubus
Incidental Music: "Sultans On The Moon" a mash up of The Police & The Sultans Of Swing by Michmash
Outro Music: "Don't Pull Me Over" by Tom Petty

Some things are too good to be true, some are neither good nor true. Adam continues to live with his boy....friend in Cranberry Lake but every day, Elvis's stories become less and less believable.

Featuring: Relvix and Saint

Intro Music: "Don't Blame Elvis" by The Fabulous McCleverty's
Incidental Music: "The Sock Song" by Shay Butler
Incidental Music: "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston
Incidental Music: "Crush" by Jennifer Paige
Outro Music: "Papastone" a ViC mashup of The Temptations and Stromae

Illness and kidney stones bring Adam a special guest from South Carolina. A guest who will change everything, or at least some things. Plus, video games!

Featuring Rex, my mom, and people I'll never hear from again.

Intro Music: "Don't Talk, Just Kiss" by Right Said Fred
Incidental Music: "From The Heart Of Glass" a MadMixMustang mashup of Phillip Glass & Blondie
Incidental Music: " Brother" by Alice In Chains
Incidental Music: "Casually (Overworld Theme)" from Breath Of Fire 3
Incidental Music: "Donden (Metal Remix)" from breath Of Fire 3
Outro Music: "Pure Again (Ending Theme)" from Breath Of Fire 3