Several years ago, a poet who was eighteen and new to poetry was very excited to read on our open mic, and, after a couple of weeks of reading the precise kind of poems one might write when one is eighteen, he read a poem called "Ten Ways To Get Into My Pants" which went so poorly that several women, and a few men, approached him urging him never to read or write anything like that again.
My response, naturally, was to write a satirical response poem with the same title.
I offer you the title "Ten Ways To Get Into My Pants" and ask you to write a non-problematic poem advising someone of how to literally, figuratively, metaphorically, or decisively get into your pants.
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