Loiterer: Are you listening to a Marilyn Monroe song?
Me: No. This is Jessica Rabbit.
Loiterer: Same thing, just different blonde.
Me: Jessica Rabbit wasn’t a blonde, she was a redhead.
Loiterer: A bottle-red.
Me: An ink-bottle-red. Jessica Rabbit is a cartoon.
Me: Her last name is Rabbit because she was married to one.
Loiterer: I don’t know what to say to that.