Bored on a Wednesday night, Ben has made a new dating profile “A. Ackbar.” which is just a picture of the famous rebel admiral with a profile that reads “It’s a trap!”
He spends hours trolling the various guys who message him asking for dick pics. He sends them pictures of tentacles.
I don’t need to be this creative. All I have to do is sign in to my account and, within five minutes I get a message like the following:
”Love your profile. You out in the snow today, babe? Want to come stick your carrot in my face?”
To which I reply, ”Hahahaha, no. Not ever. How about I just stop by and press coal into your eyes?”
Then he blocked me.