Me: "I'm sure you've seen all the articles about the resurgency of torrenting in the wake of the multiple streaming services being launched."
Dr. Mo: "Yea, they don't realize that they're not competing with each other, they're competing with The Pirate Bay. There's a threshold for the amount of money people can afford to pay for television and movies, and we're way past it now."
Me: "And I've spent most of my money supporting the book industry."
Dr. Mo: "Supporting it? Look around, Adam, You're The Face Of Big Book."
Me: "I'm sorry, I have to close the store now and go re-evaluate my life."