Person On Phone: "Hi, I need to talk to your manager."
Me: "What is this in regard to?"
PoP: "I spoke with your manager last week about a credit opportunity."
Me: "Which manager was that?"
PoP: "I don't remember his name."
Me: "Me, neither."
PoP: "Could I speak with a manager?"
Me: "I don't know who you need to talk to. Could you be more specific about what you need to accomplish?"
PoP: "I just need to talk to someone with management authority."
Me: "WE ARE THE UNMANAGED AND WE DO NOT WANT YOUR CREDIT!"
Hangs up phone.
For real, though, we don't have a manager.