Emily meets me at Problematic Pizza to drop off some money for a project I picked up. Before Problematic Pizza Guy has a chance to say anything particularly misogynist, she leaves.
As she drove away, I made my way back to my seat at the back of the restaurant. On my way past the counter, PPG pushed a basket filled with brownies and whoopie pies in my direction.
Me: "No, thanks."
PPG: "I charge you for two brownies, right?"
I continue walking to table.
PPG: "I charge you for two brownies, then, right?"
I sit down and put in my headphones. He walks over and stands in front of me, smiling.
PPG: "I said, I'm going to charge you for two..."
Me: "Most of the time I hear what you're saying, I just don't think it warrants a response."
PPG: "I guess I'm not funny today."
Me: "If you guessed that every day when you woke up in the morning, and decided not to try, the world would be a better place."