Random Loiterer: "Hi. Did four or five really annoying people just leave here? They probably mentioned they were from California an insufferable amount of times?"
Me: "You just missed them."
RL: "Nah. I didn't miss them. They were in Newbury while I was in there. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't going to have to listen to their bullshit in every store I went into."
Me: "You are easily my favorite customer today."