Sleepy Dude: Do you think camels go to Heaven?
SD: I just like camels.
Me: Well, dromedaries certainly. I don't know about the others.
SD: What about horses?
Me: We exist in their Hell.
SD: I don't trust them. I think they can walk on two legs, and are plotting to destroy us.
Me: We kinda deserve it based on what people have done to horses for millenia.
SD: But they should be up front about it. No ... sneaking around on two hooves when no one is around.
Me: Is that what I'm like when I'm sleepy?
SD: No. You're less. Cohesive.
Me: I'm coming unglued!
SD: No. That's adhesive. Get your hesives straight.
Me:It's always hesives with you. What about shesives and theysives?
SD: There are only hesives. The Patriarchy is real, and enforces the glue binary!
Me: The Glue Binary is what happens to bad horses when they die.
SD: Can you ... can you just get up and make dinner or something?