One of the places I get lunch has two people working behind the counter. One has been there for years. The second is different every time I go in. Usual Person always remembers my order but never my name. But New Person Of The Day is always the one who makes my sandwich, so it ends up being different every time.
Today, while I waited to pay for my sandwich, New Person came up to the register with a ticket order and announced "I am The Shit."
The Register Person sighed and said "No. He's not The Shit. He's just Shit."
The sandwich was good, though.