Dude comes in and says “Hey, guy. I’m a Green Lantern fan. Do you read any of his comics?”
I point to my Sinestro Corps shirt.
"What’s that supposed to be? A record spindle?"
"It’s the Sinestro Corps. The yellow lanterns."
Eyetwitch. “Pink face, Hitler stache. Green Lantern’s nemesis.”
Guy shrugs. “I only read Green Lantern. Nemesis is for pussies.”
Off in the distance, I hear Mark Millar and Geoff Johns drawing themselves nice warm baths, sharpening their best knives, and glaring at their ineffectual wrists.