Stranger Via Grindr: Hey.
Me: Hey. How's it going?
SVG: Good. What are you doing?
Me: Working. You?
SVG: What do you do for work?
Me: Enable Harvard students and professors with too much money and not enough financial discipline to relive their childhood and take out their frustration about their very lonely lives.
SVG: How big?
Me: How big is my job? Their childhoods? Harvard?
SVG: How big are you down there.
Me: Same height I am no matter where I'm working.