Last night, on my way home from work, there was a car with its hazards on that was circling the square (you know what I mean), looking for a parking spot. EVERYONE was honking at this person. They were congesting the streets, they weren't paying attention to crosswalks. They sucked. But when the car went around the corner, you couldn't see what the honking was about.
Random Person: "It's so horny out tonight."
Other Random Person: "What?"
RP: "Listen to all those horns."
ORP: "That's NOT what horny means."
RP: "Yes it is. Horny. Full of horns."