So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
Me: Could I have the wifi password? I'm setting up my new laptop, and I'd like to be able to check stuff online.
Boss: I don't know the password.
Me: Then I guess I can't look anything up for people.
Boss: Why can't you just plug it in?
Me: .... How is plugging in the charger going to get me online?
Boss: The cable that connects you to the internet.
Me: ... OH.The ethernet cable. I forgot such a thing existed.
Boss: Still need my help?
Me: I mean, not for this.
Getting technologically schooled by my boss is kind of like having a three year old beat you at Scrabble.