Complete Stranger: I've paid all my debts.
Me: That must be freeing.
CS: Now I can buy new things.
CS: I haven't been here in a long time.
Me: Welcome back.
CS: What do I get?
Me: What were you getting before?
CS: I don't remember.
Me: Marvel? DC? Memoirs? Newspaper comics?
Annoying Person pops their head in through the door.
Annoying Person: I was just across the hall.
Me: Are you looking for someone?
AP: Maybe. What kind of store is this?
Me: It's a comic book store.
AP: Ewww. No. Have a good day.
Me: Make me.