Selina: I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
Me: Ugh. What do you want?
Selina: SOMETIMES THERE IS SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR AND I THINK IT'S ONE THING BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT TO BE SOMETHING ELSE AND I'M LIKE WOAAAAAAH WHAT IS THAT. BUT SOMETIMES THERE IS SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR AND IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK IT IS, AND I'M LIKE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG I'M SMART.
Selina: MORE NEWS WILL FOLLOW!
She runs out of the room at full speed.
A minute passes.
Motherfucker enters. Grumbles.
Me: "What's up?"
Motherfucker sighs and lays down.
Selina enters with a ball in her mouth: "WWK WHT I FND N TH FLR!!!! T STL WRKS!"
Motherfucker hops off bed and chases Selina out of the room.
I pack the last of my stuff for work. A different ball flies into the room, pursued by Selina. She still has the first ball in her mouth. "M S GD T THS!"
From the other room, Motherfucker grumbles.
A third ball slowly rolls into view.