A customer was purchasing the final volume of Marvel Now's Deadpool, which I was unable to find in the computer. After scrolling for a bit, I found it.
Me: "I see what happened. Somebody missed the first 'e' in 'Deadpool'.
Customer: "Heh. Dadpool. He probably has the Dadbod to go with it."
Random Loiterer: "I think you just found your new Halloween costume."
Customer: "Yea! And I can dress my kid up as Kidpool."
Random Loiterer: "Don't forget to give me credit."
Customer: "I don't have a kid, guy. I was being sarcastic."