Intense Loiterer: "Hi. What happened to the Cambridge Phone Company?"
Me: "I have no idea."
IL: "They used to be HERE."
Me: "Not in at least thirty years. Probably more, if at all."
Me: "I've been here for about a decade, but I shopped here before that. I remember a fortune teller, a Russian book store, a bootleg anime DVD store, a cake shop, and a series of failed nail salons, but no phone company."
IL: "THEY WERE HERE."
Me: "Nope." Puts *Cambridge Phone Company* and *Mt Auburn Street* into Google. "I don't know where they were, but I can't find any record of them being in this building."
IL lets out a primal scream and walks out.
Other Random But Way Less Intense Loiterer prarie dogs up out of the Indie Wing.: "Wow."
Me: "I was going to wish him a good day, but it seemed way too late for that."