Me: Are there any bars that you prefer? Or ones you've been thrown out of so many times that you're not allowed back?
Dude: We should go to a bar you've been kicked out of.
Me: I've never been thrown out of a bar.
Dude: Me either.
Me: So the bars of Camberville are our oyster.
Dude: No,wait! I have been thrown out of a bar. I guess we can't go to The Cantab.
Me: Well, shucks. You didn't.....by any chance....get kicked out on a Wednesday, did you?
Dude: Who gets thrown out of a bar on a Wednesday? It was a Saturday, and I was twenty and stupid.
Me: Fair. Want to hit up Tuatara's?
Dude: Funny story....
Dude: A friend and I had a beer punch date there once, and...I don't think they remember me fondly.
Me: Are you trolling me? You're trolling me, right?
Dude: I'm sure they don't remember me at all. I certainly don't remember them.
It turns out, I was the date.