There is a woman who several years ago started calling me Chris. For a few weeks I corrected her, and then it wasn't important enough to me, so I just let her call me Chris. This only got confusing when she'd stop in the store and ask for Chris and was told "Nobody by that name has ever worked here."
Two years ago I corrected her and we had a long conversation and by the end of it, she was calling me Adam.
She disappeared for a bit, and when she resurfaced a few weeks ago shehad reverted to calling me Chris.
Today she came in and said "Hey Chris, I mean Adam. Why do you keep letting me call you Chris?"
"It doesn't bother me." I said. "I answer to everything."
"You shouldn't do that." She said. "But you do look like a Chris."
"I get that a lot. Also, Matt. People think I look like a Matt."
Her eyes got real big. "Nooooo. Matt's a gay name."
Now she's not allowed to call me anything.