Me: It's really slow today.
Coworker: Not a lot of people in the store?
Me: Lots of people in the store today. All of them slow.
Slow Customer #17: How much do all the books cost?
Me: The prices are on the back.
SC17: I can't read them.
Me: Well, pick the ones you like, bring them up to the counter and I can tell you the prices on those particular books.
SC17: I remember when the store used to be somewhere else.
Me: Uhm. Ok.