Several Friends And Exes Over The Years: "How come you don't go out to bars to meet people?
Tonight, at a bar:
Random Guy: "Where's your friend?"
Me: "Which one?"
RG: "The guy you're always here with."
Me: "The tall, goofy blonde guy or the other one?"
RG (moving toward me): "The other one."
Me: "No idea."
RG: "You look nice tonight."
Me, raising my eyebrow and turning to the bartender. "Apparently, I'm dressed misleadingly."