Guy: "We went on a date once. Cambridge Common? It was fun. Then I never heard from you again."
Me: "That can not be true."
Guy: "Why not?"
Me: "How could I forget going on a date with a guy named Kirby?"
Guy: "Because I'm pink and I do a lot of blowing?"
Me: "..." "I was going to say because I work in comics and Jack Kirby is a really important name. If we only had dinner in a restaurant, I'm guessing I never found out about the other implication."
Guy: "No. Just checking your slut-o-meter."
Me: "Says the guy who mentioned giving a lot of blow jobs."
Guy: "It's a line. I'm not really pink, either."