Random Loiterer #1: There's a comic here called Story Of My Tits. Me-ow.
Me: It's about surviving breast cancer.
RL 1: That sounds in.tense.
Me: I would imagine.
Random Loiterer #2: Look, they have Richie Rich! I used to have Richie Rich Underoos.
RL 1: You should wear them when we get home.
RL 2: They'd be a little snug.
RL 1: Especially when you read the tits book!
They are now arguing with each other about whether or not Snoopy is "sending the wrong message" to their friend's three year old daughter.
I am astounded they have a friend.