When I don’t have a lot of time to pick up lunch (such as today), I run into Subway for one of their famous 11” foot long subs. Today, it was hot in the store, so I’d taken off my hat before I ran over.
"Long time -no see." the guy behind the counter said.
"I saw you Thursday." I said.
"No. Many months, sir." he said.
"No. I saw you Thursday."
"Were you wearing a hat?" asked his coworker.
I shrugged. “Probably.”
His eyes got real large. “I TOLD YOU THEY WERE SAME PERSON.”
So, apparently, the people at Subway think I’m two different people based on whether or not I’m wearing a hat. Had I known this, I would have run experiments to find which of me they liked better.