Frequent Pain In The Everywhere: Are you open?
The lights are on. The door is open. The open sign says "open". I'm walking around the store doing inventory.
FPITE: You were the one who recommended I go to the Harvard Book Store for used books right?
Me: That is very likely.
And I'm sorry to all Harvard Book Store Employees.
FPITE: You should go there. They have great books for pretty cheap.
Me: I know. That's why I told you to go there.
FPITE: I got some Spider-Man books there. You know how sometimes you give something up for a girl, and your family says you should give it up, but sometimes you have to get something for you because girls and family, right?
FPITE; Do you have a family?
ME: Not since Crime Alley.
FPITE: You have a soda.
Me: I do.
FPITE: Do you like Schwepps? I've never had it before but I hear some people complain and some people really like it.
Me: Are you all set?
FPITE: Is your computer working? I was here a couple of months ago and it had crashed.
Me: It just got running again right now.
FPITE: That's a long time.
Me: Almost as long as this conversation.
FPITE: I have to go home and hide my books so My Girl doesn't know. Right?