Comrade: We have mail from the landlord. Should I open it?
Me: Sure.Is it about the annual bugspraying?
Comrade: (sends photo).
Landlord: Thank you for your continued tenancy. We have checked out ledgers, and wanted to inform you that you have earned a credit on your next month's rent. Provided you pay your July rent on time, you can deduct $3.03 from your next payment.
Me: BRING BACK THE GUILLOTINE!!!!