Random Customer; "You guys are still using the Square."
Me: "Until we get the new computer,"
We both suppress laughter.
RC: "I'll go get cash then. Swiping my card into someone's cell phone is ridiculous."
Me: "Would it help if I plugged the square into my iPad?"
RC: "Yes, actually."
RC: "Yea, I've seen you use that thing. You are definitely not smart enough to be using it to swindle people."
I am going to go out and buy a new car on this brotherfucker's card.