Regular Loiterer: Pig is the most delicious animal. My new dream is to travel the world and eat pig delicacies in every nation. I will not rest until I've tasted pig milk!
Coworker: Do they make pig's milk?
Me: No. No. No. Why?
Coworker: Imagine the noises they'd make when you tried to milk them.
RL: Could you look up "where to buy pig's milk"?
Me: Sure. Ok, according to this pig milk is much fatter than cow milk, and takes forever to get because pigs only produce a small amount of milk every couple of hours. Also, pigs can't lactate when they're pregnant, so it's not economic--
Coworker: Do a Google Image Search on "Pig milk butter"
Coworker: Just look it up.
RL: Absolutely not! Do you even internet?
Coworker: Look it up.
Me: Fine. But I'm putting on Safe Search filters first.
RL: What do you mean "Why?" Of COURSE you put Safe Search on before looking up "pig milk butter".
What comes up is a series of pictures of butter in the shape of pigs, or butter with bacon in it.
Coworker: See, that wasn't so bad. Now look up "pig milk cheese".
Me: I have actual work to do, you know.