Random Loiterer: Do you have any of the Incal books?
Me: Right now we just have the gigantic version of Luminous Incal. Hopefully, we'll be getting Final Incal back in soon, but the regular Incal book is currently unavailable from our distributor.
RL: That book is huge.
Me: Yes. Here's the usual size of the books here.
RL: That's still too big. I read on the toilet when I poo.
Me: Uhm. Well, those are the sizes they come in.
RL: Can I get a smaller size?
Me: Do you own a printing press?