A guy comes in with SEVERAL tiny people who, of course, begin to wander willy-nilly-annoying-Billy all over the store. He eventually cordons them in the kids' section and puts away various books in way the wrong spaces. I anticipate doing a lot reshelving until the youngest kid says "Daddy, you put everything away all wrong." and proceeds to pick up every book his father put down and put them all in their proper places.
This kid must be some sort of savant because I've worked here for years and don't understand how the organization system "works".