I'm Guessing You Haven't Gotten Any Action Since 1937

Random Loiterer: "Do you have Action Comics #1?"

Me: "Well, they've collected the early Superman stories in collections called DC Archives, which have the first eleven or twelve stories from Action comics and Superman in them."

RL: "But the actual issue?"

Me: "Oh, god, no."

RL: "My uncle is a big fan. I want him to get him Action #1 for Christmas."

Me: "It's over a million dollars."

RL: "No."

Me: "Yes. It's the most valuable comic in existence."

RL: "What's the oldest Superman comic in the store."

Me: "Superman #137, I think."

RL: "How much is it?"

Me: "Seventy dollars."

RL: "Do you have anything really old for, like, two dollars."

Me: "I've been perfecting this glare since 1977. You can have it for free."

RL: "Hahahaha. Thanks!"